Oh my golly, people are reading this thing! Even though it’s probably only my suitemates (you tricked the name out of me, congrats) and people looking for Cornell Invitational results (I’ll try to post a link to the results when I find them, but I don’t have any official results as of now). I guess I have to try and say something intelligent now. Damn.
The Author of this Blagoblag. (oddgallimaufry, not xkcd. Though I wish I could be Randall Munroe.)